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LAPS LAPS LAPS
Running around my garden in my Adidas tracks Oxygen embargo, getting back what breath I lack Myocarditis from the first and second vax According to reputable source BRING FREEDUM BACK Coughing up coffin dust, shrek soup in the jacks Oily hair spiked up using blue dax wax Sleeves fully down to hide the tire tracks…
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One of four great prophets of Ireland
Intention clear as St Moling’s Well Can’t mollify this swelling, beef size of a wellington Putting my back into it like a wellie toss, cumming on the belly of course I’m the first, second and third course, in so deep looked like willy loss Only floss the teeth you wanna keep, my tendency is to…
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MPBAR
Enough MP to unleash telekinesis MP on my belt, signalling massive penis Dog in me, more Corgis than the Queen DIY Indy, need three chords and chorus Have to carry my own garrote since phones went cordless Nothing at my centre, apple that’s coreless Eve’s boredom Gave up a life and the law for a…
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Make a making, May King
Smoked so much hay I’m phasing Amazing places, CTR in space, astral racing SCART lead how my trees like the 90s, 240p Can’t remove my armour, know how Robocop feels Peel myself an apple, offer half to Eve When she pulls my sleeve, the clothes turn out empty Escaping snake always getting away, who sent…
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leggy
Ham hued her pussy, not fussy about the clam Screaming too loud tell her can it Don’t ask her can I because she’s pushing my head down She’s wearing short trousers, I see most of the gams Saying oh damn like an amish seeing an ankle Hem raised enough, lying in the hay hair astray…
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