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MPBAR
Enough MP to unleash telekinesis MP on my belt, signalling massive penis Dog in me, more Corgis than the Queen DIY Indy, need three chords and chorus Have to carry my own garrote since phones went cordless Nothing at my centre, apple that’s coreless Eve’s boredom Gave up a life and the law for a…
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Make a making, May King
Smoked so much hay I’m phasing Amazing places, CTR in space, astral racing SCART lead how my trees like the 90s, 240p Can’t remove my armour, know how Robocop feels Peel myself an apple, offer half to Eve When she pulls my sleeve, the clothes turn out empty Escaping snake always getting away, who sent…
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leggy
Ham hued her pussy, not fussy about the clam Screaming too loud tell her can it Don’t ask her can I because she’s pushing my head down She’s wearing short trousers, I see most of the gams Saying oh damn like an amish seeing an ankle Hem raised enough, lying in the hay hair astray…
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Dev’s warpath
Eamon de Valera conducting a secret war against church rule He says these pedos we must root out Taking him back to his IRA roots Throwing grenades into rooms Greeting priests with kabooms Hiding in broom closets Taking hold of priests hiding in priest holes Painting with red the white robes He’s in another class,…
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What I need
Barely time to dress, leave looking on fleek Scribing, writing treatises on daylight’s nature I can’t sleep without feeding on my tincture I take it in my teeth cave like the mama teat And suck until I’m succoured Looking at acres from every angle Looking at feet, Tarantino onlyfans I have a holding and big…
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