Tag: funny
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Bgrchsr
Begging with open hand I walk past you counting fifty bands Opals and emeralds on my hands Score lower than Borderlands You’re the porn parody of me.
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Fighting words
Let’s talk fighting millionth time Say it to my face and not online Beat you silly in the Undead Burg after having words Zerg rush, smoked a three of gas vespine and murked ya Spin your bird home in your Merc afterwards No more or less than you deserve Effusive Goneril finishing second to Cordelia,…
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Is this a good date?
Self centred, gyring moat girdles heart centre A centaur, four legged and two armed Cavalry and infantry, chimeric army I’ve got a horse form and curving horns Medcine, mischief and misdemeanour Given lessons by Nessus. Highest plateau wind anarchy Gaels in gales, always Rain on the face spins a jewel mask I make the mistake…
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Perilabounding
Why does everyone I love insist on living near forest fires No prophet but keep kids from tophet if you want them taller Why does the witch not simply dump her oven, be done with it Then cook the children in an airfryer, eaten crisp’d delightedly.
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BRITS ABROAD
Came here on holiday to get away from blokes like him Beer foam moustache crowning upcurled lips creased asneer More lines than Newcastle’s jersey designer had in mind Tab-green fingers pick away at a full English, Benson same time Glass of white wine nine in the morning or else they’ll get divorced Forcing her to…
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