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Sordid sex
We each take a wrap, drug misuse She’s got my back, like my masseuse Like her BJJ belt’s blue I hit it from the back baby, room’s a zoo Jaw chewing, I’m no longer human Eyes old and blue, I’m a 50s crooner And they all wanna hear my tunes Leaving Hamelin with all women…
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V D D V
You put the VD in DVD RC car doing drops of green Two drops in tea all you need, that grinning monkey’s real LeFanu helps you feel it That’ll do nothing, only tease it Priest eager that I see a healer.
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Full of hyperskunk, driving around Wicklow
Your lipsmacking is so unthreatening to the gang We didn’t even fetch weapons You’re like that one who keeps trying to make fetch happen You kept coming back, mangy cur with manky fur a bit too fetch-happy Lucky you because I’m not shy giving nippy pips full cups of blunderbuss Tough love find you under…
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LAPS LAPS LAPS
Running around my garden in my Adidas tracks Oxygen embargo, getting back what breath I lack Myocarditis from the first and second vax According to reputable source BRING FREEDUM BACK Coughing up coffin dust, shrek soup in the jacks Oily hair spiked up using blue dax wax Sleeves fully down to hide the tire tracks…
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One of four great prophets of Ireland
Intention clear as St Moling’s Well Can’t mollify this swelling, beef size of a wellington Putting my back into it like a wellie toss, cumming on the belly of course I’m the first, second and third course, in so deep looked like willy loss Only floss the teeth you wanna keep, my tendency is to…
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