Tag: funny
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Dev’s warpath
Eamon de Valera conducting a secret war against church rule He says these pedos we must root out Taking him back to his IRA roots Throwing grenades into rooms Greeting priests with kabooms Hiding in broom closets Taking hold of priests hiding in priest holes Painting with red the white robes He’s in another class,…
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Bgrchsr
Begging with open hand I walk past you counting fifty bands Opals and emeralds on my hands Score lower than Borderlands You’re the porn parody of me.
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Fighting words
Let’s talk fighting millionth time Say it to my face and not online Beat you silly in the Undead Burg after having words Zerg rush, smoked a three of gas vespine and murked ya Spin your bird home in your Merc afterwards No more or less than you deserve Effusive Goneril finishing second to Cordelia,…
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Is this a good date?
Self centred, gyring moat girdles heart centre A centaur, four legged and two armed Cavalry and infantry, chimeric army I’ve got a horse form and curving horns Medcine, mischief and misdemeanour Given lessons by Nessus. Highest plateau wind anarchy Gaels in gales, always Rain on the face spins a jewel mask I make the mistake…
Alchemisland 