Tag: toilet

• Do hands dream?

  Too shy to raise my hand and ask I would rather waddle home damp My sealed thighs bundling soiled strides Hanging loincloth pendent otherwise Far from then now, far as gate-tending Time allows I’m happy asking now. In fact, I’m happy announcing aloud, freed of tact Exactly what denomination of ablution will be afoot in…

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  13th Jun 2026

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• Morning Shit III

  Faecal masterpiece proves fatal to its creator Two cleaners who arrived later also died To no one’s surprise, its scent provoked tears in eyes Solid, tough guys who had investigated grizzly crimes Coughed up slime and took time out for therapy rounds It’s like an elastic band inside me snapped in half Halfway through a…

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  5th Sep 2024

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• Morning Shit II

  Bathroom stall spraying toilet walls Feel sorry for the drain, prayers that it’s OK Looks like bits of blown out brain If a brain was brown and came out that way Results of four caramel lattes Two of them before half eight Real shit like a G describing street deeds on CD MC only when…

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  5th Sep 2024

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• Morning Shit

  Balls of my feet, floodgates opening suddenly There’s a single stall, vacant currently Shitting like all I ate for days was curry No Denzel but I went through hell Shit was From Hell, Alan Moore die if he smell Instantly quells my cramps, pangs Pants splayed over black Vans Paint spraying out the back of…

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  5th Sep 2024

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• Toilet

  Soon as I get up Feel it bubbling like a witch’s cup Old waterfall, the water’s rusted Bring two Toilet Duck TP quantity not enough Need a bidet with suds I don’t even gotta push But twice I gotta flush.

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  11th Aug 2024

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