Tag: toilet humour
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Morning Shit III
Faecal masterpiece proves fatal to its creator Two cleaners who arrived later also died To no one’s surprise, its scent provoked tears in eyes Solid, tough guys who had investigated grizzly crimes Coughed up slime and took time out for therapy rounds It’s like an elastic band inside me snapped in half Halfway through a…
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Morning Shit II
Bathroom stall spraying toilet walls Feel sorry for the drain, prayers that it’s OK Looks like bits of blown out brain If a brain was brown and came out that way Results of four caramel lattes Two of them before half eight Real shit like a G describing street deeds on CD MC only when…
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Morning Shit
Balls of my feet, floodgates opening suddenly There’s a single stall, vacant currently Shitting like all I ate for days was curry No Denzel but I went through hell Shit was From Hell, Alan Moore die if he smell Instantly quells my cramps, pangs Pants splayed over black Vans Paint spraying out the back of…
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Toilet Talk
The commode rumbles like a Bonnacon used it Contused by force of concussive shit Vitality hit to your brand-new Duravit If you’re looking for bogroll soz the lot I used it Confused you wipe off on your wrist Swear next time you will only piss. Sometimes with shit you cannot get clear of it Sometimes…
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