Tag: stoner
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A day in the life of a vice peddler
Hand swaddling cash Waddling off with the swag bagged As clans begin to clash Tenuous alliances fall and crash Find out who is a pal and who is only a pal until they’re down bad I was stood cutting dash on the foot path Had my salesman patter down pat I was hard as a…
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LAPS LAPS LAPS
Running around my garden in my Adidas tracks Oxygen embargo, getting back what breath I lack Myocarditis from the first and second vax Coughing up coffin dust, shrek soup in the jacks Oily hair spiked up using blue dax wax Sleeves fully down to hide the tire tracks I’m fucking tired but I do the…
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BIG LOVELY ARSES AND WHAT THEY’RE FOR
Smacked arse, yeah that’s nice Yeah that’s fucking ASDA price Yeah, you heard me, that’s the price No backchat from my lab mice Who cares whether it’s skunk or spice Whether the buzz is aggro or chill as ice Price is nice, hand over nine fivers Then drive off and enjoy your night I can…
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Buyer’s Market (confessions of a sphincter taster)
Noise is startling Tell a leng tart don’t worry darling Engine garbled Auto theft, no carpool Stolen like the Elgin Marbles She’s got a mouth could fit eleven marbles At which I marvel Million quid contract, Matt Cardle Went from a start up To established market Engine spark it Driving the borderlands, killing Varkids Big…
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