Tag: stoner
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BIG LOVELY ARSES AND WHAT THEY’RE FOR
Smacked arse, yeah that’s nice Yeah that’s fucking ASDA price Yeah, you heard me, that’s the price No backchat from my lab mice Who cares whether it’s skunk or spice Whether the buzz is aggro or chill as ice Price is nice, hand over nine fivers Then drive off and enjoy your night I can…
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Buyer’s Market (confessions of a sphincter taster)
Noise is startling Tell a leng tart don’t worry darling Engine garbled Auto theft, no carpool Stolen like the Elgin Marbles She’s got a mouth could fit eleven marbles At which I marvel Million quid contract, Matt Cardle Went from a start up To established market Engine spark it Driving the borderlands, killing Varkids Big…