Tag: humour
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Legendary quantities
Please don’t call my hareem’s denizens hoes But tell me how many are coming over And whether any fancy sucking toes We’re sleeping top and tail babe to babe tonight We’re railing pale lines of crushed diamonds, powered ice Colombian marching powder divided into striations Nice in the nose, burning sensation, but disgusting taste Embrace…
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sauceloser
Lost in the sauce, call you up on stage Look on your face, soon one of pain Switch the box then cut you in half Further from socks than when you were asked Outclassed and outfoxed by the superior man Crowleian reminder, Enochian ghostwriter The magician’s assistant frilly and pink, Sphinxlike Gun in a helicopter…
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Sable Sermons
Unholy priest giving a black mass, delivering rancid hosts Summoning handsome ghosts who died floating in shell holes I know you don’t like me but gee, you can’t even say hello How far can this go, because I know how far I can go Turn the Micra keys you explode, ricin in your cheerios, cheerio…
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Guardpassing
Can’t pass guard, too much lactic acid in my arms Can’t get hard, too much insantic passion in my cranium Need new combats but too fatigued to fire up the camo jeep Djeep lighter speaking to me from the desk I write at The devil’s mess I make that, then I write that No takebacks,…
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Dev’s warpath
Eamon de Valera conducting a secret war against church rule He says these pedos we must root out Taking him back to his IRA roots Throwing grenades into rooms Greeting priests with kabooms Hiding in broom closets Taking hold of priests hiding in priest holes Painting with red the white robes He’s in another class,…
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