Tag: humor
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whatitis
Nobody’s saying you have to be a dove But you could be better husband, lover You can be a bitter bastard, smothering More baggage than a dustbin, Monday night I roll it down the drive Waking up everyday, Pearl Jam’s opposite Oh fuck I’m still alive Jiver from Turkey, Yousef Dicek I’ll be there; the…
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Toilet
Soon as I get up Feel it bubbling like a witch’s cup Old waterfall, the water’s rusted Bring two Toilet Duck TP quantity not enough Need a bidet with suds I don’t even gotta push But twice I gotta flush.
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Perilabounding
Why does everyone I love insist on living near forest fires No prophet but keep kids from tophet if you want them taller Why does the witch not simply dump her oven, be done with it Then cook the children in an airfryer, eaten crisp’d delightedly.
Alchemisland 