Alchemisland

Plant your standers and standard

Order in a voice of command

Your man to similarly stand and have at me, the bastard!

Make mincemeat beef of his kiss planter, formerly handsome;

I will duel to death any cad to handle that jewel she cattishly dangles.

I come bearing humble, appropriate gifts like a veteran ambassador

Tokens evoking that my recently old thoughts did not pass her.