Songs pregnant with harmful advice
Preached the old mailboxed puppy methods of courting a wife.
While using nailscissors to cut her name into that day’s forthieth
Iris, I decided not to subscribe anymore to such wiles. Resorting
Instead to that which so-testing time tested and found well measured
So my results will attest;
Her fishnetted legs served perfectly for low-tide dredging.
Boots heavy with sedge and banshee combs, we combed the section
Where allegedly a section survived
Of something special, resident since antient time.
I wind the watch which times the day, my watch it came
Without a single event worthy of a diary update
I find the day unwinds best with a testing wine after resting
I do not know what could have possessed me to try
Alas, so am I this high-walled pit’s sole denizen for life.
My tennising moods her tensing rules failed to improve.
Her snail movement deliberate as a slight
Like some lofty verse from Tennyson.
Strong legged this person, and potentially menacing
Capable as a farmer.
I take a mind-sating measure of my medicine
Purely for pleasure.
Meadowsent, my doormouse thoughts tormented her hems
Anything that meant her attention I would attend.
Meadowscented she came, like some agrarian crow scarer
Hair flossed with hay.
I liked her best leaning westward, facing our favourite barn
Dusting her breast with her wristback, a heart darned.
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