Weed strength Clark Gable
Answered “Yes” to “Available?”
Yesterday’s cologne, smelling like a Boots Tester’s clothes
Took her to The Gables for steaks, mid range wine, chocolate fudge cake
Afterwards she chewed my cable during The Traitors, clueless Garraway
Dodgy box no cable
Annual payment to a flat off Capel
Rogered her box no rubber babycatcher on my Thatcher Killer
Jizz in her pubes like oil on thatch land agents are set to raze, villains
Snorting with hundred notes, knowing I’m making a killing
All about perfection, up late stewing over single bum notes
Another date looming. Singles? I bum loads.
Alchemisland 
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