Alchemisland

Regarding grades, academic station

My highest attainments from that parent-elating kind are far estranged

Mainly, completion of that test oft-taken

Whose outcome plainly denotes to a quaking novice in their robes

Which Hogwart’s house their innate virtues best extols.

Than me, you could not study less

I did not pay attention, too busy messing

I did not attempt my lessons

In a confused attempt to show everyone my level

Inevitably, my results had more Fs than a docker’s failed attempts.