Alchemisland

Not interested in maintaining faculties

Butter as grease when fisting crease

Cretins with weapons promising vendettas

They want to steal my pie, see me pacified

Passed around like Pasiphae, felt my Cretan Bull inside

Discreetly excreting behind trees, exercising my right to pee publicly

Cheating, taking long and talking shite, thrice denied Christ

Cult of Egypt despite being Irish, seaship came holding Isis, Osiris

And my drug-holding pirates

Eleven o’clock, malevolent thrust when they suck my cock

Ancient greece where I learnt my letters, met the Gods

Since made no better, met her on Fetlife, likes leather

Lots of vices, lots of sex devices, legs divided 

I’m inside a pit of ired vipers, draining the dregs of a can of cider

Before heading inside, track bottoms and shoes got three stripes

Bottoms shown for crack, arm backs full of black tracks

Got the knack, natural timing, fuck a backing track

Smack you blue and black for talking smack

Mouth got smashed and that is that

All star, that’s five stars, sirens behind my car

Fall star, corrupt and charismatic, Fallstaff

I’m the don, what they’re on it’s done in johns

Chronic for the dawn, wrigleys for the jawing

Magnet how I’m drawing, drooling almost as they’re pawing

Not Jordan but I’m balling, repeating dream where I’m falling

Obsessed with jewels like I’m Thorin

Imbruglia my clothes, they’re all torn

In Bruges with my fool

Jester from Leicester

As a kid got molested

Now he’s invested, selling Red Leicester 

From Chester to Ceylon

Might be a myth, I’m Prester John

In debt so I pressed her

My downers depress her

Out delivering letters

No betters, if so then I repress ‘em

Nightly mistakes do I regret ‘em?

No sir but if you’re a man for betting

Make sure you have the necessary investment

Because if something’s owed, for 0s of coke

I’m not forgetting, happy teaching lessons to less thans.