Needful Tings

Fiends are needful things

More lines than Stephen King

I don’t mean the jotters he writes in

On a white horse I ride in

Your steel was tinfoil

I’m real and you’ll feel it if I have it in for you

One at a time or all four of you

Too many raids, only a fortress will do

At a dwarven forge, a blade that’s new

Making a quick list, all the piss takers I shouldda slew

Driving quick through thick mist, scrape the sidewalk so the shield hisses

All my party attendants have been declared missing

Fiddling with myself, two feisty sheilas kissing

Two dealers fighting over fivers while I’m thriving

When I arrive outcome always violent

Enmity grew like a kid into his older brother’s shoes.

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