Alchemisland

More snow, ice and nose blowing

Than what Franklin Expedition were exposed to

I don’t queue, better expedite or I’ll provoke feuds

My only sight, viewfinder, through an evil eye

Stand up guys still get pens through eyes

In the pen I’ll die, what’s pent up I exorcise

In the yard doing exercise, avoid the splat where a rat man died

Boys with knives, pizza time how they took extra slices

Nothing nice about my divine device, Chronovisor I see through time 

A curving circle, no straight lines

Erasing bloodlines, changing timelines

History abhors a paradox

I buy a whore a new horse

Riding around paddocks in her docks

Bulge but no padding in my jocks

Paddy getting his rocks

Gladly taking my cock

Always keep summat cocked

Doors don’t need no locks

I’m up before the cockrows

Her knickers pink as dogrose

Flicking her bean in my silk robes

Selling my lean on the silk road

Clean backshots, dripped onto her toes

Milk loads so strong bones

Spill any you’ll soon know

Ring me, any digits, five phones

I’ve got four cats and more cash

Gore-stained bats and lats worth stained glass

I’ve got hot gats and crop flats

Closed door so I force that

Speed 140 so she holds dash

Speed makes her naughty, she holds that

Bit off the top I’ll bite off her fingertops, she knows that

No skimming, all scamming, living in the liminal

In between like the meat in a sandwich

Damaged, what happened before my teens

But it’s not more than I can manage

Demons with steel teeth on my team

Fuck so fast cock gives off steam

My A team shine their glock beams

All K fiends aged eighteen to twenty three

Prime for shagging by William B

Wagon rolls up, window rolls down, what’ll it be?

Roll of wonga and that’s for me

Lots of rocks, more stone than scone and that’s their tea

Pots to piss in and lots of dosh, none missing, that’s my fee

I’ve got monster pots from the River Lee to the Donegal beaches

Eating lobster as my empire further reaches, enemy territory breached

A no cash leech has to drop his breeches

I’ve lessons to teach these creatures

Demonic preacher, I have a modded Bible with unmodern teachings

They see me solo, look clean and squeaky, but truly we are legion

You best take it easy before your neck gets squeezed

Any cash teasing and you’re next to get fleeced

Don’t have a cow, Friesian, cover you in lesions

Leave you naked on the street freezing

Whole self aching, onto some wholesale baking

Handcuff you like a stag prank

100 tabs like before a wank

Leave your flat capsized, dust rise like the West Bank

Going offroad out west, this Rover rolls like a tank

I’ve got crank and something like frankincense bagged in the tank

Fuck what you think, fuck your bad manners, no please and no thanks

So much snow I need skis, own your lease walk in when I please

Don’t need keys, you see me you should drop to knees

Like the Lord you’re trying to please

The law eager but can’t catch me

Go to ground like a chip hungry seagull

Never same place twice, no obvious sequel

Bad, cheap Chinese repeating on me

Send a message to my people, subject line RE meeting.