Alchemisland

I’m still in shock

When someone asks, “Are these Thylacine pictures doctored?”

Confetti confetti

Better yet set a conference

We’ve found the Yeti

This sub isn’t ready, stay subbed

Another grifter, book deal at the ready

The comment section steadily

Turns against him

Text Seti

Tell them suck it

All their CERN-learning

Bunch of Vernon Dursleys

Denying jaguars in England

Karl Shuker runs rings around

Their best experts

Tell them call them sex pests

The liar said I tell no lies

Let morvoron take my eyes

A kraken swims by at high tide

Leviathans reported in Merseyside

I’ll do the scene one solid

Tell them call in Nick Redfern

For breakfast TV, turn

A few heads toward cryptozoology.