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GUN TOTING BADASS
I’m wearing hammedowns I always keep the hammerdown Hammered stumbling around this shanty town Subsidence so all the buildings are slanted Like sets from Dr Caligari’s cabinet Drink in hand, no shandies No handouts except slapping Expect savagery from me Throw shade and fistic world war III Don’t you dare look at me like that…
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BADASS OUTLAW MOTHERFUCKER
Pale and bruised, pallor grand piano One too swollen to use, Balor eye shadow I never stop moving like Hanno So fucked, couldn’t tell you the anno Rarely touch ground Keep ground up green in the pocket of my dressing gown Plus enough brown powder to take a bull elephant down Pussy for dinner everyday,…
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Four on one, floor with one
You’ll feel it if I have it in for you One at a time or all four of you Too many raids, only a fortress will do At a dwarven forge, a blade that’s new Making a quick list, all the piss takers I shouldda slew Driving quick through thick mist Scrape the sidewalk so…
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GUESS YOUR WEIGHT AND AGE
Don’t need to know your BMI That’s TMI TBPH could be tapeworm time Whipping up crack batches, checking PH balances Checking cheap flights BA, skyscanning Case I need to escape Area grey in which I operate.
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MPBAR
Enough MP to unleash telekinesis MP on my belt, signalling massive penis Dog in me, more Corgis than the Queen DIY Indy, need three chords and chorus Have to carry my own garrote since phones went cordless Nothing at my centre, apple that’s coreless Eve’s boredom Gave up a life and the law for a…
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