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Four on one, floor with one
You’ll feel it if I have it in for you One at a time or all four of you Too many raids, only a fortress will do At a dwarven forge, a blade that’s new Making a quick list, all the piss takers I shouldda slew Driving quick through thick mist Scrape the sidewalk so…
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GUESS YOUR WEIGHT AND AGE
Don’t need to know your BMI That’s TMI TBPH could be tapeworm time Whipping up crack batches, checking PH balances Checking cheap flights BA, skyscanning Case I need to escape Area grey in which I operate.
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MPBAR
Enough MP to unleash telekinesis MP on my belt, signalling massive penis Dog in me, more Corgis than the Queen DIY Indy, need three chords and chorus Have to carry my own garrote since phones went cordless Nothing at my centre, apple that’s coreless Eve’s boredom Gave up a life and the law for a…
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Baddabing
First sign of ill behaviour Standing up, flipping tables Sit him down, eyelids sabled Not talking now, mouth stapled Trying to stand, as if he’s able Talk to man, as if he’s Plato And not a do nothing laid low in a cave I’m Alexander the Great ungrateful at being made To placate himself before…
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Unbeatable Banzuke
Mamma Mia Via Dolorosa Amazing grace, mind Tywin, rich but tight one But face, butterface, King Aemond Targaryen I’m weirder than Fontaines DC doing E’s with David Lynch When I speak, I make about as much sense as Twin Peaks Turned mind to mush, sprained my brain, neural thrush Rather be a schizofreak than a…
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