Tag: ufc
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Dress nice today, please
You tell me show up trim for the family pictures I show up Clay Collard muffintopped Swilling drinks, all the trimmings Collar flapping open, all buttons open this instant; sesame Described me pregnant with a beard, crying Yeah that’s him, please understand he’s Irish He can only do harm, he’s harmless He’s an accidental pirate…
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Thick wristed muddyfunster
My wrists made for carving mountains Thick as Shane Carwin Almost put Lesnar in a coffin He was seeing the big man bardo Hitting on him like Lombardo on the skins Angel of Death Part where it goes “Pumped with fluid” You wouldn’t call it fluid but man, he could do it Put more men…
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Cancelled Presser
Under pressure executives Trying to measure and execute Around these big personalities A comedy of errors, tank a cancel fee Conor Mcgregor presser cancelled Dublin doesn’t care Doubling down on all the bad stuff Poor Dee Devlin He’s handsy with everyone Has Chandler puppet dancing Where’s this man’s handler? You know he was railing lines…
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