Tag: sex
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Fighting words
Let’s talk fighting millionth time Say it to my face and not online Beat you silly in the Undead Burg after having words Zerg rush, smoked a three of gas vespine and murked ya Spin your bird home in your Merc afterwards No more or less than you deserve Effusive Goneril finishing second to Cordelia,…
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Doggy bag
All kinds of meat on the plate Save the washing, use a bread trencher I take a flaking hunk off the end Feel like a manly adventurer The first bite unsettles my dentures Censuring daring culinary adventure Pay the bill when I’m sure she’s seen it Apollo treats when he courts Athena She is telling…
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Dinner party
If these dreams heavensent be Then the cheffing there’s magnificent Happy to break that bread unleavened Slather mayo on the Manna but reverently I’m not resident evil I’m resident greedy Whatever it is, slather a pat on and feed me Wanting fourths waiter won’t heed me, know he sees me Do I sound like a…