Tag: retarded bard
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Online Paranormal Investigator
Talk you can’t back up, no control like werewolf of the backwoods Leaping brooks to run with bulls, I’m hitting books to stack bills Steam comes off my tattooist quills, I’ll die in seconds if it ever stills Mediocres borrow while the best ones steal Your stock is empty like you forgot the reels My…
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YOP
Your books like Yop, red and then gone My books like lamb chops or veal cutlets, wrong But on every fridge shelf, grill and plate My dog so vicious my female mailman wears plate mail Find her follow blood trails to the kennels You won’t tame him, mad to buy him must be mental Only…
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Smoking With Her
Got so much blip we don’t pick up a dropped spliff Bill another piff, clean the screen like bottled Jiff Soon can’t hear the screen with the volume of the hiss Amount of spliffs it takes the piss Routine busted racecar it’s the pits Palindromes won’t save me Pallbearers to grave me Give it all…
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Tone Deaf Stoned Death
Homing missiles like a hellsent Vore Spear to throat it’s grizzly gore I give no fucks like a reformed whore After two bongs, smoke reefer and all Poking back baccy aglet as an awl Pulling up hood Peig beneath a shawl A whole shoal I divide among hundreds Feeding thousands, my magics rouse em I…
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