Tag: puns
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Fighting words
Let’s talk fighting millionth time Say it to my face and not online Beat you silly in the Undead Burg after having words Zerg rush, smoked a three of gas vespine and murked ya Spin your bird home in your Merc afterwards No more or less than you deserve Effusive Goneril finishing second to Cordelia,…
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Is this a good date?
Self centred, gyring moat girdles heart centre A centaur, four legged and two armed Cavalry and infantry, chimeric army I’ve got a horse form and curving horns Medcine, mischief and misdemeanour Given lessons by Nessus. Highest plateau wind anarchy Gaels in gales, always Rain on the face spins a jewel mask I make the mistake…
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Straightener with James Joyce
He gave me no choice I’m having a straightener with James Joyce He wrote Ulysses but he’s useless in the ring Bad knees, a breeze has him dancing reels Ineluctable modality of the visible is tested when I get physical, shots I drilled send him spilling over a table Half the man Leopold Bloom is,…
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Non-stop Spinning Top
Got more endings than return of the king My rhymes exceed in radiance your bling I have more plants than Swamp Thing I have more keys than janitor’s keyrings I know a girl whose name should be Kettering Amount of Ket she gets in K makes you sway, room starts spin Like 103.8, always been…
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Chewtonic
Join the army I can’t hear Universal Soldier make a necklace of my ear Johnny get your gun, the shootings not done Descending a long hall, the sticky sweat of fear In it for the long haul, designed by Albert Speer Sitting in what was your office, sitting in what is your coffin On your…
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