Tag: puns
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FITCHECK
Fit check chockful of green ticks on my pics Peacocking in my era Looking slick in the mirror’s convex Hair slicked back like a 50s convict, cigarettes up the flexing sleeve Upon older reflection, skin routine maintains my complexion. Heat the green like chocolate, thick-making admix Trippy as a wanderly wagon, each beer mug a…
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Fighting words
Let’s talk fighting millionth time Say it to my face and not online Beat you silly in the Undead Burg after having words Zerg rush, smoked a three of gas vespine and murked ya Spin your bird home in your Merc afterwards No more or less than you deserve Effusive Goneril finishing second to Cordelia,…
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Is this a good date?
Self centred, gyring moat girdles heart centre A centaur, four legged and two armed Cavalry and infantry, chimeric army I’ve got a horse form and curving horns Medcine, mischief and misdemeanour Given lessons by Nessus. Highest plateau wind anarchy Gaels in gales, always Rain on the face spins a jewel mask I make the mistake…
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Straightener with James Joyce
He gave me no choice I’m having a straightener with James Joyce He wrote Ulysses but he’s useless in the ring Bad knees, a breeze has him dancing reels Ineluctable modality of the visible is tested when I get physical, shots I drilled send him spilling over a table Half the man Leopold Bloom is,…
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