Tag: puns
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Fucking after Funderland
I’m at Funderland higher than holiday in the Netherlands We’re supposed to have plans but I’m in Wonderland Rode waltzers twice, face turned green as Shrek’s hand Inviting me back to her pad, Jack the Lad, but what a trek All black star-flecked, walk in they’re scanning, fit checked Her hips twisting and turning more…
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FeelsLike2BME
Every night feels like the night before important exams I’ve done no revision, don’t plan to, yet am anxious Clammy hands restless like coconut crabs on molly I’m breathless I scoop the blood from your body, still steaming Drink it like a hot toddy Hold a qlippoth shell to your ear, no sea hear screaming…
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Sex and satanism
Bad hand I deal ya Casino bad idea De Niro don’t shed a tear If they have to deal with you He’ll have no idea, legally speaking Tear gas blankets my glass eyes She wants to stay behind, cheeky glass of wine Fruit of the vine I’m only too happy to Recline, neck like fine…
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FITCHECK
Fit check chockful of green ticks on my pics Peacocking in my era Looking slick in the mirror’s convex Hair slicked back like a 50s convict, cigarettes up the flexing sleeve Upon older reflection, skin routine maintains my complexion. Heat the green like chocolate, thick-making admix Trippy as a wanderly wagon, each beer mug a…
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Pent up firepen
Appreciate the moment My poseying makes lava Rapid palaver, ribald slather A rapper, hyena laughing Cad as tú? Half lad, half Lamashtu That’s Aladdin mathematics Arabic arithmetic on my abacus Would be arthritis but lopped off at the wrist Like a Hydra one head fewer, sword foreshortening for sure I’m a swordsman with Hyperborean licentiousness Tell…
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