Tag: puns
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Make a making, May King
Smoked so much hay I’m phasing Amazing places, CTR in space, astral racing SCART lead how my trees like the 90s, 240p Can’t remove my armour, know how Robocop feels Peel myself an apple, offer half to Eve When she pulls my sleeve, the clothes turn out empty Escaping snake always getting away, who sent…
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Legendary quantities
Please don’t call my hareem’s denizens hoes But tell me how many are coming over And whether any fancy sucking toes We’re sleeping top and tail babe to babe tonight We’re railing pale lines of crushed diamonds, powered ice Colombian marching powder divided into striations Nice in the nose, burning sensation, but disgusting taste Embrace…
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leggy
Ham hued her pussy, not fussy about the clam Screaming too loud tell her can it Don’t ask her can I because she’s pushing my head down She’s wearing short trousers, I see most of the gams Saying oh damn like an amish seeing an ankle Hem raised enough, lying in the hay hair astray…
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sauceloser
Lost in the sauce, call you up on stage Look on your face, soon one of pain Switch the box then cut you in half Further from socks than when you were asked Outclassed and outfoxed by the superior man Crowleian reminder, Enochian ghostwriter The magician’s assistant frilly and pink, Sphinxlike Gun in a helicopter…
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Sable Sermons
Unholy priest giving a black mass, delivering rancid hosts Summoning handsome ghosts who died floating in shell holes I know you don’t like me but gee, you can’t even say hello How far can this go, because I know how far I can go Turn the Micra keys you explode, ricin in your cheerios, cheerio…
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