Tag: puns
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Property taxes
Houseflipping House I’m living equipped with a mouse kitchen Not a glass clean, stained with mouths, cryptids in the sink Crypt stink lingers from dirty plates with mouldy dinners Kitchen island where I mounted thots, weighed amounts, lined powder out Never knew a drought, the flood keeps coming if you’re keeping count Accountant found new…
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One of four great prophets of Ireland
Intention clear as St Moling’s Well Can’t mollify this swelling, beef size of a wellington Putting my back into it like a wellie toss, cumming on the belly of course I’m the first, second and third course, in so deep looked like willy loss Only floss the teeth you wanna keep, my tendency is to…
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MPBAR
Enough MP to unleash telekinesis MP on my belt, signalling massive penis Dog in me, more Corgis than the Queen DIY Indy, need three chords and chorus Have to carry my own garrote since phones went cordless Nothing at my centre, apple that’s coreless Eve’s boredom Gave up a life and the law for a…
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Baddabing
First sign of ill behaviour Standing up, flipping tables Sit him down, eyelids sabled Not talking now, mouth stapled Trying to stand, as if he’s able Talk to man, as if he’s Plato And not a do nothing laid low in a cave I’m Alexander the Great ungrateful at being made To placate himself before…
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Unbeatable Banzuke
Mamma Mia Via Dolorosa Amazing grace, mind Tywin, rich but tight one But face, butterface, King Aemond Targaryen I’m weirder than Fontaines DC doing E’s with David Lynch When I speak, I make about as much sense as Twin Peaks Turned mind to mush, sprained my brain, neural thrush Rather be a schizofreak than a…
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