Tag: puns
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GUESS YOUR WEIGHT AND AGE
Don’t need to know your BMI That’s TMI TBPH could be tapeworm time Whipping up crack batches, checking PH balances Checking cheap flights BA, skyscanning Case I need to escape Area grey in which I operate.
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Buyer’s Market
Driving the borderlands, killing Varkids Big sniper always hit the target, Manny Vargas BMW S5, big stripes hug the side like a Zebra’s hide Recently separated so I’m cruising Dipped in kief, my marinated zoot Cloud colour soot so I roll up the roof Wondering whether that second moon is an illusion Moving through the…
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Property taxes
Houseflipping House I’m living equipped with a mouse kitchen Not a glass clean, stained with mouths, cryptids in the sink Crypt stink lingers from dirty plates with mouldy dinners Kitchen island where I mounted thots, weighed amounts, lined powder out Never knew a drought, the flood keeps coming if you’re keeping count Accountant found new…
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One of four great prophets of Ireland
Intention clear as St Moling’s Well Can’t mollify this swelling, beef size of a wellington Putting my back into it like a wellie toss, cumming on the belly of course I’m the first, second and third course, in so deep looked like willy loss Only floss the teeth you wanna keep, my tendency is to…
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MPBAR
Enough MP to unleash telekinesis MP on my belt, signalling massive penis Dog in me, more Corgis than the Queen DIY Indy, need three chords and chorus Have to carry my own garrote since phones went cordless Nothing at my centre, apple that’s coreless Eve’s boredom Gave up a life and the law for a…
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