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LAPS LAPS LAPS
Running around my garden in my Adidas tracks Oxygen embargo, getting back what breath I lack Myocarditis from the first and second vax According to reputable source BRING FREEDUM BACK Coughing up coffin dust, shrek soup in the jacks Oily hair spiked up using blue dax wax Sleeves fully down to hide the tire tracks…
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Four on one, floor with one
You’ll feel it if I have it in for you One at a time or all four of you Too many raids, only a fortress will do At a dwarven forge, a blade that’s new Making a quick list, all the piss takers I shouldda slew Driving quick through thick mist Scrape the sidewalk so…
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GUESS YOUR WEIGHT AND AGE
Don’t need to know your BMI That’s TMI TBPH could be tapeworm time Whipping up crack batches, checking PH balances Checking cheap flights BA, skyscanning Case I need to escape Area grey in which I operate.
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Buyer’s Market
Driving the borderlands, killing Varkids Big sniper always hit the target, Manny Vargas BMW S5, big stripes hug the side like a Zebra’s hide Recently separated so I’m cruising Dipped in kief, my marinated zoot Cloud colour soot so I roll up the roof Wondering whether that second moon is an illusion Moving through the…
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Property taxes
Houseflipping House I’m living equipped with a mouse kitchen Not a glass clean, stained with mouths, cryptids in the sink Crypt stink lingers from dirty plates with mouldy dinners Kitchen island where I mounted thots, weighed amounts, lined powder out Never knew a drought, the flood keeps coming if you’re keeping count Accountant found new…
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