Tag: poetry
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Recipe change
Never forgave them for changing Lucozade Took too much of the sugar away Got cheap and the product suffered Ain’t that the way, probably costs more and they’ll tell us stuff it Suckers they say but I talk with my paper No succour, nossir I won’t suffer Chaos mage trying this new spell I made…
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On the way home after sixteen whiskey sours, vomming bitters foam beside the Harcourt Luas ticket machine
Better give me your beller, mate Voice notes full of belters that’d make Your granny Brenda’s teeth shake and break No more tea cakes without a blender My eyes are redder than the fur of a Sette Than Santa’s sweaty sweater Ginger like PC Bellamy, at running I’m better Most cops’d be dead doing the…
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To me, smart casual is mirrorsheen platemail toes to plume
Iron age but designer 900AD and no higher Steeds swaddled in steel I’ve got hard layers that swallow a steel Repeal a blow the enemy really means Gauntlets and greaves, fit’s half steel Looking Brotherhood of Steel by way of Freak on a Leash Steel revealed if you try stealing a single stalk From my…
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The reality of magical workings is that the outcomes are random because the payload delivery device, namely the human mind, is scattershot
Studying for years to solve the muddiest conundrum: the riddle of steel Then one day the answer appeared Materialised before my eyes, felt solid and real Woke up steeled, couldn’t recall half of what was revealed But I knew it for a second in the dream. I had to laugh, That was sufficient, some cruel…
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In Doom II Hell on Earth I can play a fair few levels without dying but O of Destruction never fails to derail the run
I’m never not looking, secret nook in the estate Freelook, upgrade from Doom to Quake Noises she’s making, like going to a brick wall in Doom II hitting space Was set in space but it came to Earth Second iteration gets more than second place by my worth Full moon rites at Byrgenwerth, abiding by…
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