Tag: poem
-
Nostromo Oh No
We’re in Aliens and I’m Ellen Ripley, plus or minus a few trips I survived when most went to the crypt with flesh ripped We’re in Aliens and you’re Burke, company man and worm Only cloak that you have turns, acid blood third degree burns Easier working with berks, don’t feel bad about being a…
-
MISSING WAKE AND BAKE
I’m off it now, honest So much chronic it’d make you vomit More cheese than Wallace and Gromit Tons in keys so I’m speeding Through the streets of Milton Keynes Mutant ghetto in 2000 AD I don’t fret when I’m low Sometimes up, sometimes down Don’t be greedy, back it’ll bounce Now back to the…
-
PLANNING PLOTS FOR CROPS ON MAPS
Electric whip that one’s charging Next level drip I’m overcharging Chagrin me and I’ll start charging Do not rely on my largesse to fill your charges Flintlocks discharging from Brittas to Marley Treated to the delightful sight of a retreating British Army I’ve got an army of darkness on the march On the city doors…
-
GET THEM ON IT, MY PLAN HONEST
They sought E and chronic Easily gotten, got it so cough up I harvest my crop like a slave harvests cotton Sheets of microdots look like paper for blotting Scary rave tonight, black as the grave and as tight Thousands packed inside, queueing for my midnight pies Reaction for some is violent, I could afford…
-
Don’t speak about where the seer puts her centipede
Force the dime to turn, time the fire in which we burn In the furnace of burning sand for eternity, a sentence well-earned Cavalry no match for my archers Calvary, crossbacked my last death marches Vinegar bitter when I’m parched You think you lot are getting a bargain You’ve been targeted by my department My…