Tag: martial arts
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Test your grappling, fatty
Coked up and ready to go Straight from the playbook of Jon Jones Breaking bones, cranking shoulders, sorry, Glover I’m an old favourite for fight promoters Every fight, belts I’m holding Rode around the ring on my coach’s shoulders Before the fight light them up with a look that smoulders Topple them with a left…
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parts
Wrench free of the unbreakable hold Reform every time I hit a wall, Exodia yo Wanking freely, unquenchable load Reborn after I’ve been in the stall, quick roller though Rolling stones across the entrance of my torpid tomb Two hundred last Rolos and a shit poem Toe to toe swapping leglocks and toeholds in the…
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Dress nice today, please
You tell me show up trim for the family pictures I show up Clay Collard muffintopped Swilling drinks, all the trimmings Collar flapping open, all buttons open this instant; sesame Described me pregnant with a beard, crying Yeah that’s him, please understand he’s Irish He can only do harm, he’s harmless He’s an accidental pirate…