Tag: magic
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MATHS
I don’t truck with maths Try duck that class Wait in a back passage Smoke fags By the bike sheds. I don’t relax with sums No seat with my bum When they crack on with fractions I’m bumming around Humming Maiden songs Reading about Burzum.
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WRITERS
Their hand commensurate with the King’s Clip not the wings of my plenipotentiaries My dictates to my amanuensis He consigns them to eternity in looped hand, seals them with glooped wax Fastens scrolls with a red band.
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WHEREDYOUGROWUP
We had a weird childhood looking back We played Crash Bandicoot 2 During IRA beat each other blue and black Played hide and seek, squares, manhunt, dares We leapt like Tarzans Lunched on Mars Bars Tipped back Lilt cans Merciless at red arse Chasing, tip the can, dodgeball Ball-based field games played them all Ran…
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Dial
Well, that’s your plan scuppered, he mutters He sees them malingering outside, snipes from the gutter Doubtless holding tucked cutters Knows the kind, make career Of destroying the area Knows how to deal with them Just like he did in Korea Call in the pros, Mavis Old man wielding a baseball bat instructs his wife…
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Grasp
My addictions seem impassable The source of them ungraspable I’ll be smoking grass Sure as shit stains are found beneath an asshole Sure as Shadowfax is in your Findus casserole Your Rolex knows my Casio’s gold tier I’ve gone clear, operating Thetan Procreating Satan on my discman.