Tag: love
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I hate wafflers
Too afraid to get after it Like a stalker who bottled after putting on his wax jacket Citing inclement forecasts, and generally feeling knackered Had to scoff at your talk of chalk lines and full throttle I’m the Orphan of Kos Got bodies like the Sex Pistols song Par for this course A serious par…
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The farting of the pellowship
Spliff doer, stinkier than manure My beur, can’t find one newer She’s rolling while I’m playing computer in my room She’s started doing glue without saying anything, as if I wouldn’t notice She can keep swooning screw loose, long as she keeps screwing me And rolling up five skinners to keep me fluid She’s got…
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Grown ass man’s shoes, never worn
Over 50s unmarried male Guaranteed to own a special plate Key meal times, can’t be changed Very picky, peas and potatoes no interplay What edges a relationship’s compromise sands down In a bachelor begins standing out Black-tie event, serving Sam the Clown from Sandown Manners ill becoming a man of your slim talents So many…
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