Tag: humour

• sauceloser

  Lost in the sauce, call you up on stage Look on your face, soon one of pain Switch the box then cut you in half Further from socks than when you were asked Outclassed and outfoxed by the superior man Crowleian reminder, Enochian ghostwriter The magician’s assistant frilly and pink, Sphinxlike Gun in a helicopter…

  alchemisland

  18th Aug 2024

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• Sable Sermons

  Unholy priest giving a black mass, delivering rancid hosts Summoning handsome ghosts who died floating in shell holes I know you don’t like me but gee, you can’t even say hello How far can this go, because I know how far I can go Turn the Micra keys you explode, ricin in your cheerios, cheerio…

  alchemisland

  18th Aug 2024

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• Guardpassing

  Can’t pass guard, too much lactic acid in my arms Can’t get hard, too much insantic passion in my cranium Need new combats but too fatigued to fire up the camo jeep Djeep lighter speaking to me from the desk I write at The devil’s mess I make that, then I write that No takebacks,…

  alchemisland

  18th Aug 2024

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• Dev’s warpath

  Eamon de Valera conducting a secret war against church rule He says these pedos we must root out Taking him back to his IRA roots Throwing grenades into rooms Greeting priests with kabooms Hiding in broom closets Taking hold of priests hiding in priest holes Painting with red the white robes He’s in another class,…

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  18th Aug 2024

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• Dogged onward

  No practice breaking records Call this a new era, new chapter Get my news from Al Jazeera Get my views from scrying mirror Bagheera talking to me, Rudyard Kipling interspecies conversating If I spell checked your document don’t tell people we’re cooperating The docket’s dates and names are faked, doctored, Stalin’s operative Photoshopped out of it…

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  18th Aug 2024

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