Tag: humour

• Dogged onward

  No practice breaking records Call this a new era, new chapter Get my news from Al Jazeera Get my views from scrying mirror Bagheera talking to me, Rudyard Kipling interspecies conversating If I spell checked your document don’t tell people we’re cooperating The docket’s dates and names are faked, doctored, Stalin’s operative Photoshopped out of it…

  alchemisland

  18th Aug 2024

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• skinnybut

  Might be skinny, billygoat, but I’m gruff; skin you in a minute Roast you skillet with skilled ink pillaging, skillage in the village Man-eating killer, fanless crowdfiller  King rí of the feared filí Half of yours filler, sign the bill Winner Cut you in half, chicken fillet This tune goes hard, I can feel it…

  alchemisland

  3rd Aug 2024

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• FITCHECK

  Fit check chockful of green ticks on my pics Peacocking in my era Looking slick in the mirror’s convex Hair slicked back like a 50s convict, cigarettes up the flexing sleeve Upon older reflection, skin routine maintains my complexion. Heat the green like chocolate, thick-making admix Trippy as a wanderly wagon, each beer mug a…

  alchemisland

  3rd Aug 2024

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• Pent up firepen

  Appreciate the moment  My poseying makes lava  Rapid palaver, ribald slather A rapper, hyena laughing  Cad as tú? Half lad, half Lamashtu That’s Aladdin mathematics Arabic arithmetic on my abacus  Would be arthritis but lopped off at the wrist Like a Hydra one head fewer, sword foreshortening for sure I’m a swordsman with Hyperborean licentiousness Tell…

  alchemisland

  21st Jul 2024

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• Fighting words

  Let’s talk fighting millionth time Say it to my face and not online Beat you silly in the Undead Burg after having words Zerg rush, smoked a three of gas vespine and murked ya Spin your bird home in your Merc afterwards No more or less than you deserve Effusive Goneril finishing second to Cordelia,…

  alchemisland

  20th Jul 2024

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