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Fucking after fighting crime
I’m always on the lash I’m a gun toting badass With a Walrus ‘tache I’ve got a Richter Belmont lasso and a brass badge Don’t act rash, I’m throwing bad guys in the tank They needed an Irishman to tame the yanks Abrasions, too hard when I wank A maiden my ass, that slot stank…
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BADASS OUTLAW MOTHERFUCKER
Pale and bruised, pallor grand piano One too swollen to use, Balor eye shadow I never stop moving like Hanno So fucked, couldn’t tell you the anno Rarely touch ground Keep ground up green in the pocket of my dressing gown Plus enough brown powder to take a bull elephant down Pussy for dinner everyday,…
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LAPS LAPS LAPS
Running around my garden in my Adidas tracks Oxygen embargo, getting back what breath I lack Myocarditis from the first and second vax According to reputable source BRING FREEDUM BACK Coughing up coffin dust, shrek soup in the jacks Oily hair spiked up using blue dax wax Sleeves fully down to hide the tire tracks…
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Four on one, floor with one
You’ll feel it if I have it in for you One at a time or all four of you Too many raids, only a fortress will do At a dwarven forge, a blade that’s new Making a quick list, all the piss takers I shouldda slew Driving quick through thick mist Scrape the sidewalk so…
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GUESS YOUR WEIGHT AND AGE
Don’t need to know your BMI That’s TMI TBPH could be tapeworm time Whipping up crack batches, checking PH balances Checking cheap flights BA, skyscanning Case I need to escape Area grey in which I operate.
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