Tag: humour
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GUESS YOUR WEIGHT AND AGE
Don’t need to know your BMI That’s TMI TBPH could be tapeworm time Whipping up crack batches, checking PH balances Checking cheap flights BA, skyscanning Case I need to escape Area grey in which I operate.
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Morning Shit
Balls of my feet, floodgates opening suddenly There’s a single stall, vacant currently Shitting like all I ate for days was curry No Denzel but I went through hell Shit was From Hell, Alan Moore die if he smell Instantly quells my cramps, pangs Pants splayed over black Vans Paint spraying out the back of…
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One of four great prophets of Ireland
Intention clear as St Moling’s Well Can’t mollify this swelling, beef size of a wellington Putting my back into it like a wellie toss, cumming on the belly of course I’m the first, second and third course, in so deep looked like willy loss Only floss the teeth you wanna keep, my tendency is to…
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MPBAR
Enough MP to unleash telekinesis MP on my belt, signalling massive penis Dog in me, more Corgis than the Queen DIY Indy, need three chords and chorus Have to carry my own garrote since phones went cordless Nothing at my centre, apple that’s coreless Eve’s boredom Gave up a life and the law for a…
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Unbeatable Banzuke
Mamma Mia Via Dolorosa Amazing grace, mind Tywin, rich but tight one But face, butterface, King Aemond Targaryen I’m weirder than Fontaines DC doing E’s with David Lynch When I speak, I make about as much sense as Twin Peaks Turned mind to mush, sprained my brain, neural thrush Rather be a schizofreak than a…
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