Tag: humour

• SHITHOLE

  In a damp, dank, rank tenement In my element I’m hellsent, hellbound, hell bent on stamping out Anyone else selling ground up brown on my stomping ground I key nose spice So good they accept a ridiculous price They score, I get prizes like I hit the high score Sort 20 guys one night Like…

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  16th Feb 2026

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• Sick of pub talkers

  Don’t make noise or upset me I don’t win on points I go Jet Li No cops, no point, better belling a priest Battle like Pelennor Fields until your defeated Teach you a lesson, but let you get a headstart Pelham 123 then I’m running through the trees  Like I was trying to road test…

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  16th Feb 2026

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• Sordid sex

  We each take a wrap, drug misuse She’s got my back, like my masseuse Like her BJJ belt’s blue I hit it from the back baby, room’s a zoo Jaw chewing, I’m no longer human Eyes old and blue, I’m a 50s crooner And they all wanna hear my tunes Leaving Hamelin with all women…

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  11th Feb 2026

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• Grown ass man’s shoes, never worn

  Over 50s unmarried male Guaranteed to own a special plate Key meal times, can’t be changed Very picky, peas and potatoes no interplay What edges a relationship’s compromise sands down In a bachelor begins standing out Black-tie event, serving Sam the Clown from Sandown Manners ill becoming a man of your slim talents So many…

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  18th Jan 2026

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• Made it to heaven by applying Sellotape to my clipped wings

  Squaring up, Arman-y Lost that title shot money eating for too many Sue me, man, but sumo mass doesn’t suit me Unprofesh as any, downright ammy Car emblem always an animal: Incan jaguars, princely stallions, all manual Colour: bluntpull come up sunrise in Miami. Zoot like a Cuban, our man in Havana Sometimes see fleeting…

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  17th Jan 2026

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