Tag: humour
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Grown ass man’s shoes, never worn
Over 50s unmarried male Guaranteed to own a special plate Key meal times, can’t be changed Very picky, peas and potatoes no interplay What edges a relationship’s compromise sands down In a bachelor begins standing out Black-tie event, serving Sam the Clown from Sandown Manners ill becoming a man of your slim talents So many…
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Made it to heaven by applying Sellotape to my clipped wings
Squaring up, Arman-y Lost that title shot money eating for too many Sue me, man, but sumo mass doesn’t suit me Unprofesh as any, downright ammy Car emblem always an animal: Incan jaguars, princely stallions, all manual Colour: bluntpull come up sunrise in Miami. Zoot like a Cuban, our man in Havana Sometimes see fleeting…
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Package in the post
Sending Armani postcards back to ‘Manny Love to all and mammy When I’m bringing amny and chang Back from foreign lands my hands get clammy Gripping the wheel of the Lancer I’m too canny to give cops direct answer Do as told put my hands up Mouth isn’t a place for a foot unless a…
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On trees like a wheezy Tarzan
Told me do one, so I drew one, few new holes in his garb Balling like Superbowl, no forgetting 200 years later they’ll still say “His lot took soup, you know.” Learn lessons On a midnight run to my best one Stocked up like the next one’s a festival Menace hopping fences Like I lost the…
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Brainsize
So many poems I have to groan My thrice grown head Drags behind me along the road To the throne A lot of baggage, more than the average quantity of bone Required to house a brain the size of Motte Stone Shoutout the county Where my Father was grown Where I have sewn my own…
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