Tag: humor

• forcepanic

  Trying to force my panic, battle tactics these antics  I’m drinking a battle admix to get mad, brewed at Byzantium My lesson planners were from other planets When dad arrives, he’s gripping a spear ready to dispense pink slips More I’s than multiple personality disorder Janus, faces equalling Severian’s blade Mark more flank than a…

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  12th Aug 2024

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• Bgrchsr

  Begging with open hand  I walk past you counting fifty bands  Opals and emeralds on my hands Score lower than Borderlands  You’re the porn parody of me.

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  12th Aug 2024

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• RIGHT NOW 

  Ten fifteen  Waiting on a Chinese Tomorrow PIP  Not pleased  But it’s only Will Pop him like a zit Into his comfy coffin  I chose your allotment  Lead you there, spinal shotgun My will greater, I will victor Last longer take a picture  That’s why I make these sex tapes  It’s part of my endurance …

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  12th Aug 2024

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• Dust Turner

  Ass like Anasazi petroglyphs, hand print after print Turning archaeological remains to dust, leading Glanton Poems weren’t moving the needle cashwise, moved to scalping I don’t mean that I’m holding tickets for whatever gig you’re hoping to get into Judge Holden, I’ll judge you and I’m always holding Eight years writing, tireless thankless scribing, 800…

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  11th Aug 2024

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• Fucking after Funderland

  I’m at Funderland higher than holiday in the Netherlands We’re supposed to have plans but I’m in Wonderland Rode waltzers twice, face turned green as Shrek’s hand Inviting me back to her pad, Jack the Lad, but what a trek All black star-flecked, walk in they’re scanning, fit checked Her hips twisting and turning more…

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  11th Aug 2024

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