Tag: fiction
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Don’t worry, that’s just Mr Crowley practising invisibility
Talked big but sandbagging now you might get downdragged Loud bags, proud dad sending packs off Crackpowder on the scales in the house, don’t rip the tags off Not tipping in my favour then the racks off Tell you it’s all gravy then switch, smash you with a broken Tyski Have waxed birds in bikinis…
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The farting of the pellowship
Spliff doer, stinkier than manure My beur, can’t find one newer She’s rolling while I’m playing computer in my room She’s started doing glue without saying anything, as if I wouldn’t notice She can keep swooning screw loose, long as she keeps screwing me And rolling up five skinners to keep me fluid She’s got…
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Soul going to auction
Take more than a corkboard agenda to make an impression, La Leyenda Not stressing, no money stretch need since loads of yesterdays Been blessed indeed, but who is my guest at the feet Seated nearest me, scent brimstone hint, cloaked with cloven feet Snippets of talk, those who would see me defeated “From nowhere, to…
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Grown ass man’s shoes, never worn
Over 50s unmarried male Guaranteed to own a special plate Key meal times, can’t be changed Very picky, peas and potatoes no interplay What edges a relationship’s compromise sands down In a bachelor begins standing out Black-tie event, serving Sam the Clown from Sandown Manners ill becoming a man of your slim talents So many…