Tag: dark humour
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SHITHOLE
In a damp, dank, rank tenement In my element I’m hellsent, hellbound, hell bent on stamping out Anyone else selling ground up brown on my stomping ground I key nose spice So good they accept a ridiculous price They score, I get prizes like I hit the high score Sort 20 guys one night Like…
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Sick of pub talkers
Don’t make noise or upset me I don’t win on points I go Jet Li No cops, no point, better belling a priest Battle like Pelennor Fields until your defeated Teach you a lesson, but let you get a headstart Pelham 123 then I’m running through the trees Like I was trying to road test…
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V D D V
You put the VD in DVD RC car doing drops of green Two drops in tea all you need, that grinning monkey’s real LeFanu helps you feel it That’ll do nothing, only tease it Priest eager that I see a healer.
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Full of hyperskunk, driving around Wicklow
Your lipsmacking is so unthreatening to the gang We didn’t even fetch weapons You’re like that one who keeps trying to make fetch happen You kept coming back, mangy cur with manky fur a bit too fetch-happy Lucky you because I’m not shy giving nippy pips full cups of blunderbuss Tough love find you under…
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Four on one, floor with one
You’ll feel it if I have it in for you One at a time or all four of you Too many raids, only a fortress will do At a dwarven forge, a blade that’s new Making a quick list, all the piss takers I shouldda slew Driving quick through thick mist Scrape the sidewalk so…
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