Tag: creative writing
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Pitcher
Chronicles of Riddick Big pulls, hitting lit chronic it’s ridic Twitter how you’re now ex Quitter, I’d be rather be dead Pics of clits littering my texts My clique click boom to collect a debt, regretfully.
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Backroom Stocktake
Putting in credit to text about lettuce Putting in low effort, still getting it No extra credit, I’m cretinous Stick to the method, a methodist Deadliest Catch, open the hatch, see what I’ve netted Mostly crabs, a few red lobster This room, a view a few mobsters have used Boozing, letting loose, laces open on…
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Snowglobe
Hard to drive straight around Ringaskiddy Prelate’s robe of snow White suns the boulders Skidding inside a snow globe.
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Impressive Chess
Report card so bad my parents got divorced, all D scores That far below class target, they genuinely wondered if I was retarded Misspelled my name before the paper started Artist formerly known as Meeting a dopeman outside Topaz Not a toe man but I’ll suck that and she knows that Her throat is like…