Tag: creative writing
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Laissez-faire
Last week came a rapping on our door I was playing games, deathmatches in random stages Moving rapidly, flew couch to landing to standing before him I answered, postman in his cap standing Glancing up, one hand rummaging in his bulging satchel Directly handed me the package, to the manor’s master I was so excited,…
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Christmas Memories
I’ve been smoking hay since Sega Weighty cartridges in intake trays Your dad smoked loads in those days He’d be smoking this third of the day Staring happily as you descended the stairs Seeing an amazing present pile waiting, smell of meat glazing Bacon wrapped around turkey taking on Turkish holiday colour But not the…
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Surplus of Circling
C’mere to me Jon Ronson, how do you get uncancelled? I’m listening to Uncanny, drinking cans Getting so rotten drunk a sponsor was gotten We weren’t eating dessert but the dick was spotted Wicked sticks were potted before someone got it on contact She’s solid, into smoking solid and light bondage Polite; still not getting…
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NRGDRNK
Irn-Bru acquired Iron Age requirements I renege on a deal to knight my kneeling squire I seek revenge for my life on all tyrants Thought I was ready to go back into that scene My friend was telling me over jars in the bar If you don’t put yourself out there, you won’t be seen.
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Midnight Prayerbook
There are hidden codes, ritual robes, magical scrolls Os hidden in my coat, so I can be rid of any scrotes that boldly roll up I’m not kidding, you’ll be killed in the shitter while dropping kids off To go swimming, switching between women depending on preference I leave you these for reference These greasy…
Alchemisland 