Tag: creative writing
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MATHS
I don’t truck with maths Try duck that class Wait in a back passage Smoke fags By the bike sheds. I don’t relax with sums No seat with my bum When they crack on with fractions I’m bumming around Humming Maiden songs Reading about Burzum.
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WRITERS
Their hand commensurate with the King’s Clip not the wings of my plenipotentiaries My dictates to my amanuensis He consigns them to eternity in looped hand, seals them with glooped wax Fastens scrolls with a red band.
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DADRECORDEDALIEN
Where I grew up it was Pop Tarts Scholastic Book Fairs, guitar rock And Chartbusters Dad taped Alien on Channel Four Caught ten mins of Badly Dubbed Porn What an aura that tape development There was this one Señora Imploring the lifeguard to explore her, Dora Cream shielded her limbs, thick as Flora On a…
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BULLYBEEFANDCHIPS
Standard secondary school bully At home Dad batters me A burning rage embattles me I am in battle with everyone, and they against me He batters me and his slaps empower me Battersea power station Learnt cruelty, elation at sadation Marquis de Sade section Of my life, ten year erection Causing me strife, predilections Primarily…
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WHEREDYOUGROWUP
We had a weird childhood looking back We played Crash Bandicoot 2 During IRA beat each other blue and black Played hide and seek, squares, manhunt, dares We leapt like Tarzans Lunched on Mars Bars Tipped back Lilt cans Merciless at red arse Chasing, tip the can, dodgeball Ball-based field games played them all Ran…
Alchemisland 