Tag: church
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Dev’s warpath
Eamon de Valera conducting a secret war against church rule He says these pedos we must root out Taking him back to his IRA roots Throwing grenades into rooms Greeting priests with kabooms Hiding in broom closets Taking hold of priests hiding in priest holes Painting with red the white robes He’s in another class,…
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Edicts of Saint Benedict the germaphobe
St Benedict’s edicts Whom time repealed Archaic, mayhaps draconian Strictures governing shoe removal And hand hygiene amongst priests Whom breaded flesh grasp leavened Glory uproarious during the offertory Droning gospels like distant hornets Before the monstrance Iconic Ur-consciousness Golden incense censers furling Redolent furlongs afar Farflung by Boreas, well-lunged.
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Accouterments
Liturgical instruments like devices obstetric Electric sex drill Like a scarred mandrill nose eked out in ribbed steel. Bracing for megatherion Bloodied ritual participants naked, cringing Braves who draw steel fall screaming A demon malingerer, batwinged Apporting through bored ceiling. Thalassidion thrun down God’s blood Affronting the Empyrean, thence flood Appearance of idiot comets, tailed…
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Before I shower
Before I shower, lather myself up Slather bubbles upon flesh marbled, a model a marvel Before I shower you with praise, flatter you red-faced I went in for lemon soap in Sweny’s but they’d only lime And it cost most of a pound that’s the crime of robbery be daylight, be delighted if I’d that…
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PAPAL EMISSARY
Church of many pedestals hosts many predatory pederasts Rapey papists flock like ants to heathen lands Pounce at any chance to have them renounce names of revered now-deified ancestors They are the Romans to whom all roads lead, colossus larger than ere stood at Rhodes, and theirs is the power of deicide Inside the dome of…
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