Tag: bjj
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Test your grappling, fatty
Coked up and ready to go Straight from the playbook of Jon Jones Breaking bones, cranking shoulders, sorry, Glover I’m an old favourite for fight promoters Every fight, belts I’m holding Rode around the ring on my coach’s shoulders Before the fight light them up with a look that smoulders Topple them with a left…
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Calling the 10th Aethyr
Ill-fitting jiu jitsu gear Nearing, evincing fear No fear over here Like it was written across my cap Made captain after one match Hoarding what’s dear to me Hunting, spear gets lonely Cunted, can’t feel holy Diet weed wholly, half plant half fiend Seed of an idea, speed of a cheetah How I upbraid a…
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Lost and found
Once was lost, now am found I cut the branch, golden bough Find your Special Branch, the gun go blauwe I’m Chulainn’s hound cooling down after a spate of crimes I’m laying low in my home estate after an eight star chase. Back at the ranch, second tranche Second time in France, sign the contract…
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BELLSTART
When he hits the gong Won’t be long Until you’re conked out Not taking bronze Not showing my age Not showing my cards Showing stone age Strength and tactics Sick back takes, slick jitz Mount him and stick his face in my arse Cop a knee, stretch, pull his ACL apart Game plan dodo gone …
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