Tag: bard
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Satellites
Toxic people orbit me like psychopathic satellites Either traitors or sycophants Done behind back like tied hands I’m a Tiger Tank hunting black and tans Span of my land vast, my hull alas sank My life depressing to watch like Tideland I’m the president’s boss in a golden tiepin I’ve got a ripe ting sprouting…
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Nodefences
No defence when I swing for the fences I’m sorry to have given offence Let me just bend this one guy’s spine Then I’ll be outta your hair Run up blasting like Dan Dare Ding him twice, double dared Shot many times, 50 Cent Coming at me, send fifty I’m in thrifted fatigues on a…
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Useless defences
My text history dirtier than Marquis de Sade’s escapades She learned lessons from history about siegecraft She’s escalading my cascading Jericho walls Knowledge from the world of the ancients She’s at the frontline, waiting patient I’m inspecting the granaries, looking gravefaced Once her wild ephebes scale my walls using their cruel ladders My soldiers weak…
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skinnybut
Might be skinny, billygoat, but I’m gruff; skin you in a minute Roast you skillet with skilled ink pillaging, skillage in the village Man-eating killer, fanless crowdfiller King rí of the feared filí Half of yours filler, sign the bill Winner Cut you in half, chicken fillet This tune goes hard, I can feel it…
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Pridebefore
Falling like pride’s plenty preceded Falling like Icarus into the litres Back to the aethyr Furs on like a satyr Offering advice, I made her Wrote the hebrew verbs in your golem dome My home golden, it’s all stolen like the V&A Standing in hip-high hay, scything screaming yipeekaiyay My blade bays, sacred profane My…
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