Tag: alchemy
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MATHS
I don’t truck with maths Try duck that class Wait in a back passage Smoke fags By the bike sheds. I don’t relax with sums No seat with my bum When they crack on with fractions I’m bumming around Humming Maiden songs Reading about Burzum.
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WRITERS
Their hand commensurate with the King’s Clip not the wings of my plenipotentiaries My dictates to my amanuensis He consigns them to eternity in looped hand, seals them with glooped wax Fastens scrolls with a red band.
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DADRECORDEDALIEN
Where I grew up it was Pop Tarts Scholastic Book Fairs, guitar rock And Chartbusters Dad taped Alien on Channel Four Caught ten mins of Badly Dubbed Porn What an aura that tape development There was this one Señora Imploring the lifeguard to explore her, Dora Cream shielded her limbs, thick as Flora On a…
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WHEREDYOUGROWUP
We had a weird childhood looking back We played Crash Bandicoot 2 During IRA beat each other blue and black Played hide and seek, squares, manhunt, dares We leapt like Tarzans Lunched on Mars Bars Tipped back Lilt cans Merciless at red arse Chasing, tip the can, dodgeball Ball-based field games played them all Ran…
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Dial
Well, that’s your plan scuppered, he mutters He sees them malingering outside, snipes from the gutter Doubtless holding tucked cutters Knows the kind, make career Of destroying the area Knows how to deal with them Just like he did in Korea Call in the pros, Mavis Old man wielding a baseball bat instructs his wife…