Category: Filí my pockets
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Elephant drive by
Mam, look! No hands Mamluk, done tuktuk blammings Elephantback, on mammoths with cannons Savagely reveal his gammon My Dana’s the shite Medellín handlers Where it came from ain’t Eden Bury bills like seeds And eat steak from Pandas.
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Smoking Flanders Fields
Too high to decode the captcha Feelings my peeling ceiling and own-brand Captain Morgan can capture Little teaser from the Maldives, sneaky gee pic attention snatcher Whole crew have degrees, they’re all thieves with pre-3 attention spans Better at dishonesty than Athenian actors performing Euripides for apples New skins in green packets, roach material we…
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Teacakes
I’m from the place that invented colcannon Out drinking all day, here that’s called cannin’ Taking cocaine shirt off, sure tanning Bully boy on the beach, kick back to sand sherds your castle and keep Watching sweeping waves thinking about sleep How it comes in slow but each time leaves more of itself Until the…
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Lab quality
Ethered with Aoife She’s my last Malteser Talking about getting nailed Doesn’t mean Easter Skeezy, my shit’s a wheel greaser You can ski down my mirror, freezing I don’t stay down, no quitter; never shy, thrice bitten Rabid so be careful I’m not yet tamed Before prattling away, do temperature takings.
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Loud breathing
How I make mine Mace to the face William Wallace style Though I like to think I’m more William Blake in rhyme Well, you take a guy named Mike with a brilliant mind Give him ideas above his station, teach him to try, give him eight lines Like he was late to class, like Rex…
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