Category: Filí my pockets
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Gaff
Morgan freeman how I speak too freely It’s too easy to upset someone these Day’s old, night’s young, I try to call her honeybun Honey is torture, equal to eating a burger with a lamb bun Queen accuses rogue bees of embuzzlement, hive trial of century Her fiery locks in a wide bun like ezekiel’s…
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Fashion Question
I was out on a quest Gone to visit mam’s cat Received fashion inquest One’s arm where a gat Goes at a drive by They drove by then smiled slyly, glided alongside me Driver beeped his horn At headphone removal ears form “Sorry boss if this is bad form. I’ve a stag to attend Need…
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GardaCheckpoint
Mad as the staff at the hattery, me Plug won’t get back to me I’m doing laps, building miles Seeing these streets I spy a cop car and lower my hatpeak Down the loudspeaker, peak danger so hair’s pricking Don’t speak down the receiver, he’s peeping, is this prick listening My poker face is fabulous,…
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Turner
Thank God for beauty, Turner exhibition in the Tate Take it in some evening, be amazed Turn in where you normally wouldn’t, as if fate Compelled diverted course Found yourself before grace Itself Ships and men on the sea, as if we were meant to dwell there Navvies hauling ropes in a swell, unwell yellow…
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Metromania
I’ve evidently contracted fatal metromania Up and down, retreading ground Metroidvania Whip to hand like Richter Belmont, I’m a beamer-driving mountebank Mount the pave outside the bank, pin pad triad to fund my tranqs Longshanks how I enact prima nocta, knocking boots with your knot just tied Her balloon knot widened, shined her rusty sheriff’s…
Alchemisland 